Time, well, spent.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. My first blog post. Is that what you call it? A blog post? I'm blogging? Am I blogging correctly? Oh boy, here goes a blog that's gonna make you blog out your bloghole and blog in blog bloggg blog-y. Or as Bode says, It's gonna make you "Crunk your dockers."
(on the last link, scroll down to mini cd reviews, then to Omnikrom Futurs Millionnaires Vol. 1---I can't believe there's actually a number of hits for a google search for crunk your dockers)
Ok, so I'm on Netflix, and I guess by "on," I mean I'm "a monthly subscriber." I only have one Friend [I would've put that in quotes, but this is my first blog blog bloggidy blog, and I feel you, dear fucking reader, are already tiring of my grammatical (for lack of a better word, cuz there's another word I'm looking for here) crutches (such as quotes and "parentheses")].... (oh, and elipses)....
Oh, yeah, so Netflix---(and dashes) Keith Hooker is my only Netflix friend thus far, and we'll write our little suggestions to each other which I find kind of comical. I guess that's where I've been channeling wee bits of creative energy instead of steering them here, to my ...(---"BLOG").
So I thought I'd post some of them here. Actually, Leslie Sharp posted a couple. She tries, folks, she really tries.... There's only two genuine comments in the whole bunch. If you guess which ones, I'll moisten manapkin. Seriously. Well, they're kind of obvious, so I guess I'm just wanting to moisten manapkin. Again, seriously.
Somebody? Is anybody out there? Who's that? GUNK!
Wait, let's try this:
Keith's suggestions to me.
And my suggestions to Keith
(on the last link, scroll down to mini cd reviews, then to Omnikrom Futurs Millionnaires Vol. 1---I can't believe there's actually a number of hits for a google search for crunk your dockers)
Ok, so I'm on Netflix, and I guess by "on," I mean I'm "a monthly subscriber." I only have one Friend [I would've put that in quotes, but this is my first blog blog bloggidy blog, and I feel you, dear fucking reader, are already tiring of my grammatical (for lack of a better word, cuz there's another word I'm looking for here) crutches (such as quotes and "parentheses")].... (oh, and elipses)....
Oh, yeah, so Netflix---(and dashes) Keith Hooker is my only Netflix friend thus far, and we'll write our little suggestions to each other which I find kind of comical. I guess that's where I've been channeling wee bits of creative energy instead of steering them here, to my ...(---"BLOG").
So I thought I'd post some of them here. Actually, Leslie Sharp posted a couple. She tries, folks, she really tries.... There's only two genuine comments in the whole bunch. If you guess which ones, I'll moisten manapkin. Seriously. Well, they're kind of obvious, so I guess I'm just wanting to moisten manapkin. Again, seriously.
Somebody? Is anybody out there? Who's that? GUNK!
Wait, let's try this:
Keith's suggestions to me.
And my suggestions to Keith
posted by maryk at 9:14 PM
4 Comments:
Swap blood with someone who crunks in their dockers? Right. I'd wake up with a mean case of the crusty khakis.
huh?
it is important that you and i understand the weight of text. there is no shame in adjusting parentheticals and ellipses for you have great grammaries.
What's up with that? So, spammers can spam your blog comments? That is ridiculous.
I deleted that.
i concur with the bodes. throw me your netflix id. i also formally request hooker's netflix id. i promise to inundate you both with the most banal 18 hour documentaries I can find. It'll be fun!
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