Thursday, October 25, 2007

Can on Can Crime

CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.

Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

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Blogger ablebody said...

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10:56 PM  
Anonymous Leahy said...

Premier Hotel, indeed.

12:53 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

ms paint bikinis.

that made me laugh.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Overdroid said...

I hate when people rip of Blondie.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous moos said...

But it's a can of Heineken. Something odd about crushing a Heiney that way.

10:33 AM  

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