Friday, January 04, 2008

How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

23


7 Comments:

Blogger ablebody said...

the answering ?'s part was fun. but when i clicked to get my score, it turned into a cheesy online dating site. WTF? i wanna know how many kids asses i can kick. without a real life test...anyway, my eyes immediately met with an east indian looking fellow with this to say:

Waiting for ur company
kittu_reddy : Male : Age 26 : Bowling Green, Kentucky
i m just funloving and looking for some gud time
Online now!

11:28 AM  
Blogger beep said...

ditto.

If I'm ever in a fight, I just roll up in a fetal position. Take that, 3rd graders with asthma! Pussies.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Overdroid said...

This is lame. I know a school for 5 year olds nearby, I should be able to get a more accurate count there.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Same as Stanton, stupid dating thing. Damn it all! I want to know! I NEED to know! It's an ELECTION year, for christssake!

5:42 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

Yeah, i just tried it again....that sucks.
allow me to guess for you:
ablebody: 25, cuz you're smaller than me, but you are much more wily and cagey, and i know for a fact you don't give a fuck about kids. i mean that in the best way possible.
megan: i'm gonna say 18. you don't have kids, so you you'd have an easier time punching the shit out of them, but you're more honest and have more of a conscience than me in online questionairres.
brody: i don't know you, but i know from your recent post that you're burly, and intimidating. i'll say 24, but half will just run to the corner and play dead.
jerell: 2. just one for each of your pussy arms. cuz you're a pussy. ......JUST KIDDING!!!

overdroid: they don't give a maximum number of kids attending the event, but i'm going to say your answer is "every last child on earth," b/c you're fighting with the strength of the universe, and robotics (i assume).

5:57 PM  
Blogger heighlo. said...

i got a date with a 22yr. old kid. Everyone, come over and we can kick his ass!

11:46 AM  
Blogger Overdroid said...

Thanks Mary,
That's probably about right - but why would I kick their asses when they are fresh young minds ready to be assimilated into subservience? It is they who will be kicking your asses one day, with a stun baton.

4:49 PM  

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