posted by maryk at 12:37 AM
the answering ?'s part was fun. but when i clicked to get my score, it turned into a cheesy online dating site. WTF? i wanna know how many kids asses i can kick. without a real life test...anyway, my eyes immediately met with an east indian looking fellow with this to say:Waiting for ur companykittu_reddy : Male : Age 26 : Bowling Green, Kentuckyi m just funloving and looking for some gud timeOnline now!
I got the dating site too. 23 kids Mary? You seem to have good reach. You are taking Yoga so you must have good balance. I think you could do more. Go for the face. As a rule, children don’t like getting punched in the face. Out of 23 children, I reckon only six would be used to being punched in the face on a regular basis. So really, you would only have to wail on a few kids. I bet you could take on more than 23. Just take care not to use your knuckles, hit with the base of your palm. Remember to exhale on thrust. So no mercy.
ditto.If I'm ever in a fight, I just roll up in a fetal position. Take that, 3rd graders with asthma! Pussies.
This is lame. I know a school for 5 year olds nearby, I should be able to get a more accurate count there.
Same as Stanton, stupid dating thing. Damn it all! I want to know! I NEED to know! It's an ELECTION year, for christssake!
Yeah, i just tried it again....that sucks. allow me to guess for you:ablebody: 25, cuz you're smaller than me, but you are much more wily and cagey, and i know for a fact you don't give a fuck about kids. i mean that in the best way possible. megan: i'm gonna say 18. you don't have kids, so you you'd have an easier time punching the shit out of them, but you're more honest and have more of a conscience than me in online questionairres.brody: i don't know you, but i know from your recent post that you're burly, and intimidating. i'll say 24, but half will just run to the corner and play dead. jerell: 2. just one for each of your pussy arms. cuz you're a pussy. ......JUST KIDDING!!!overdroid: they don't give a maximum number of kids attending the event, but i'm going to say your answer is "every last child on earth," b/c you're fighting with the strength of the universe, and robotics (i assume).
i got a date with a 22yr. old kid. Everyone, come over and we can kick his ass!
Thanks Mary,That's probably about right - but why would I kick their asses when they are fresh young minds ready to be assimilated into subservience? It is they who will be kicking your asses one day, with a stun baton.
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