Smells are specific with me

I'm going to take two bottles of lotion back to Kroger. Yes, Kroger brand lotion. I know. Both are "fragrance free." The facial lotion smells like the rubber bath mats at a community indoor pool. The other one, a fragrance-free sensitive skin oatmeal-based lotion, smells like barbie doll hair that's been soaked in rubbing alcohol.

This is all completely accurate. It took a day to really nail it, but this is it.
I thought you should know.