i like to fancy myself...
as a non-girly girl. oh who am i kidding, i just like to fancy myself.
but, if you know me, you know i'm not a delicate flower. I don't like to shop or spend money (except on mexican food, beer and margaritas). Shoes don't strum any of my heart strings, especially. i don't get pedicures, and my sandals are birkenstocks and in them i look like a giGANTIC hobbit. I'm an aggressive, yet good driver of a stick shift car, and like it that way.
I could laundry list the stereotypes here, but i won't.
but lately, i've found myself really liking hand bags.
purses.
pocketbooks.
what have you.
i think i feel it subsiding, and i'm a little relieved.
BUT, i just opened an old CVS bag, and looked at the receipt, and it says:
Pringles RF
Reese Fudge E
CVS TMPN RNDT 40CT
It's just true.
I am a girl.
I menstruate.
I want potato chips, chocolate and tampons.
but, if you know me, you know i'm not a delicate flower. I don't like to shop or spend money (except on mexican food, beer and margaritas). Shoes don't strum any of my heart strings, especially. i don't get pedicures, and my sandals are birkenstocks and in them i look like a giGANTIC hobbit. I'm an aggressive, yet good driver of a stick shift car, and like it that way.
I could laundry list the stereotypes here, but i won't.
but lately, i've found myself really liking hand bags.
purses.
pocketbooks.
what have you.
i think i feel it subsiding, and i'm a little relieved.
BUT, i just opened an old CVS bag, and looked at the receipt, and it says:
Pringles RF
Reese Fudge E
CVS TMPN RNDT 40CT
It's just true.
I am a girl.
I menstruate.
I want potato chips, chocolate and tampons.
posted by maryk at 11:09 AM
3 Comments:
there has never been a truer cliche than the need for potato chips and chocolate whilst bleeding from your vagina.
Dunno if it was the part about being "fancy," potato chips, or menstruation....
....but all of a sudden i'm thinking about ketchup.
do you scream as your head spins around? and then your burst into tears and find yourself feeling much better as the right hand feeds you a chip followed by the left hand feeding you a chocolate?
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