Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Everything you could point at or poke hurts

head to toe.
face: sunburnt
shoulders: sunburnt
back: sunburnt, soar from boogie-boarding.
upper arms: soar from boogie-boarding.
forearms: ditto
elbows: BRUISED from skim-boarding, or flipping and pounding the beach.
hands: soar from boogie-boarding/skim-boarding; 3 blisters between the two from yard work.
boobs: soar from boogie-boarding.
ribs: soar from boogie-boarding.
pelvis: ditto
hips: soar from jogging.
fronts of upper thighs: scraped from boogie-boarding, and raking across shells/sand.
quads: soar from boogie-boarding.
knees: strawberry on right one from raking across shells/sand.
shins: right one scraped up from skim-boarding. (see above)
feet: blisters from walking a mile in teva-like sandals with sand in the straps.
heels: bruised from skim-boarding.

well, i guess i lied. You could poke at my hair. my hair and my scalp. and my neck's ok. point and poke at that.

6 Comments:

Blogger John J. said...

Don't forget your finger and toe nails. Oh and your teeths and tongue... those as well. :)

2:27 PM  
Blogger rp said...

I kept waiting for the payoff, you know, the part in the Mastercard commercial where they say "Priceless."

Where is it?

1:46 AM  
Blogger maryk said...

rp: i hate those commercials now, so no payoff. unless you call slight bit of jellyfish sting on your foot the last day at the beach a payoff.

john j: nope! got an ingrown toenail just yesterday (along with the bit of jellyfish sting). but yeah, teeth/tongue, ok. watch me get accidentally tongue pierced on the drive back to savannah. ...

oh! and...if we can change our S & S taping on sunday, i'll be signing stuff at dragon con with the squids/athf peops.
!!!

11:11 AM  
Blogger John J. said...

Hawt. Hopefully i'll see you sometime this weekend then. :)


BTW: Are you going to that Unknown Hinson show on Saturday?

1:24 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

I'm not sure. ....
was planning on it, but then i forgot that it's the closing night shows for the Dad's Garage Theatre world domination improv tournament. so i gots some decision making to do.

~mk

7:46 PM  
Anonymous N. Bumpercar said...

sounds like somebody needs a vacation from her va . . .


i refuse to even finish that . . .

not really sure why i even started it from the get go . . .

5:07 PM  

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