Sunday, February 17, 2008

i hope...

that whenever i die, if the situation warrants a news story, it's not on the weekend, being delivered by the weekend news anchors, who can't sense that the tone of the news they're reading has changed, and that their previous demeanor from the "cat stuck in a tree" story is now an insult to a person's entire life.

can't they just type in "[now look sad or serious]" on the teleprompter?


Blogger rp said...

Not unless you want a newscaster to say, "And now look sad or serious Mary Kraft is dead." Anchor people remind me of that Microsoft Voice Recognition video where the guy is trying to use it to do programming...

5:15 PM  
Blogger ablebody said...

oh man. rp, that's rich.

"..would add to the loop press,, delete wood and two of the press,, delete what they end to all of the loop press,, because worse"

based on this her obit may read:

"merry craft delete sole info"

11:31 PM  

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