Wednesday, June 14, 2006

what is happening?

Somebody, help me make things like this go away from my mind.
Or, in the absence of those powers, please help me, with your comments or captions, to make it funny.

Then, when you've eased my mind about that, please help me wrap my head around the inherent needlessness, much less inappropriateness, of this pose in this place at this time.


Blogger crackhead9000 said...

I can only assume that there is vomit all over the front of her at any given time, so she can only be photographed from rear angles.

1:26 AM  
Blogger maryk said...

That is an excellent educated guess. But i still don't understand why the photographers would need a rear sexy shot with heels at the Nickelodeon awards night. Vomit or no vomit. They could pass it off as slime.

2:17 AM  
Blogger rp said...

Nickelodeon's veiwership is 90% ass-freaks. And she can fit that dude's fingerless-gloved fist elbow-deep in her cooly.


6:31 AM  
Blogger onthetowns said...

The Nickelodeon Awards is also where she kept bending over and revealing that she wasn't wearing panties.

9:40 AM  
Blogger A said...

The grandpa is gay. My guess, either designer...or sceney-sceney. The young lady has bought into the mythology and has become a grotesque charicature of a starlett...albeit a Disney starlett. Shoot me now.

11:25 AM  
Blogger maryk said...

That's actually Karl Lagerfeld, fashion designer.

2:35 PM  
Blogger cdubthebabyshooter said...

Shortly after that photo that towns posted was taken, that orange Nickelodeon blimp disappeared into her vagina. You're welcome Lindsey's vagina.

3:45 PM  

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