Friday, September 01, 2006

preliminary reviews on the cookies i just made

subtle individual performances from the ensemble of players, which combine for a good, "god-damn-i-needed-and-deserved-that" punch in the face of your mouth.

But anything made with fat, sugar and flour tastes good directly out of the oven. The true test is yet to come.

choc. chip
choc. chip and pecan
choc. chip and pecan and coconut

ALL VEGAN!

And (preliminarily) rockingly delicious.
They may suck in 10 minutes, though...
and you have to go backstage at dad's garage to have any.

7 Comments:

Blogger Overdroid said...

I will never go backstage at Dad's Garage. That theatre was founded by an evil cabal of Freemasons.

9:42 PM  
Blogger crackhead9000 said...

It's TRUE! They drink the blood of newborn babies to keep themselves from aging. But while they remain physically young, they are regressing intellectually. It's a house of HORRORS!

12:03 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

you're talking about vegans, right?

1:09 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

the regular choc. chip i think are the only ones that stayed delicious.

3:33 PM  
Blogger crackhead9000 said...

VAMPIRIC VEGAN FREEMASONS!!! Somebody call Lloyd Kauffman, we've got the next Troma movie.

7:58 PM  
Blogger ablebody said...

nothing
quite
quenches
kitsch
after
god
jiggles

9:34 PM  
Blogger Overdroid said...

Hot
Toast
Crunches
In
Death

3:11 AM  

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