for reasons you don't need to know

I googled the phrase "why are parrots always shitting on things".

what came back was:
Did you mean: "why are carrots always shitting on things"

i laughed.
then i stopped.
maybe i do.

Your search - "why are carrots always shitting on things" - did not match any documents.

I read a mocking tone into the quotes and bold type.
assholes.