Tuesday, August 19, 2008

To be honest, i thought i was too good to be true.

god.

so, i'm pregnant. i think most of you know this. some of you may not.
and i went online looking up paints, and which ones i might be able to actually use, being pregnant and all.
and i saw one on the home depot site, that said it was VOC-free.
it was called The Freshairre Choice.

Man, does that sound familiar.
But i haven't painted anything in a long, long time.

well---
I guess it should sound familiar...

*wink*
we'll see you next time.
*vomit*

9 Comments:

Blogger widdiwoo said...

I love it! That is a perfect example of how words can come out of our mouth that never really stick in our brains. I've watched episodes of Good Eats and heard myself rattle off fascinating facts on foodstuff that I have no recollection of ever having in my brain. Because it never was there. It went straight from my eyes reading the script to my mouth, bypassing the memory.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Maigh said...

Congranulations! This means you're going to be Queen, right?

6:42 PM  
Blogger John J. said...

I loled...

Question, tho: I understand it has no VOCs... but does it have electrolytes?

Also... is it bad that I was hoping to hear "REFILL!" at the end of that vid?


Also, also: O-M-G, 1 week til Atlanta. XD

8:13 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

yep. i did one of these for space heaters one time, thinking--i am actually in the market for a space heater, this will be great, i can figure out which one i need. nope. at the end, i was like, so, which one is best for an apartment, just for heating two rooms? that's what happens when you teleprompt. and i love it.

maigh, thanks!! and yes. i will be queen. this baby will be the crown prince.
john j. -- yes! hopefully we'll have a good guest storyteller for your doug dank night.

9:55 AM  
Blogger ablebody said...

i once painted a bug right into a wall.

8:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you going to become one of those mommy bloggers?

1:17 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

oh, absolutely. there's nothing better. people can't get enough of hearing about pregnant lady stuff. ... actually, more funny/weird stuff probably happens when you're pregnant, as opposed to after they're born.

9:34 PM  
Blogger beep said...

You're going to have your own little half mini-you! Now you have an excuse to go to Chuck E. Cheese and chat with Helen Henny.

6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Boy!

It scrubs and washes like mad. That is the paint for me.

How are your volitile organic compounds treating you these days?

Did you get to keep the apron?

Questions - questions - questions.

10:36 PM  

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