Wednesday, July 23, 2008

world's grossest kabob

we have skewers in our kitchen drawer.
i didn't even know this until 3 days ago.
metal skewers, for kabobing, i guess?
i don't believe they've ever been used, until 3 days ago -- when i used one to fish a tick out of the toilet.

Happy Wednesday Night!


p.s. i did find a tick JUST slightly attached to me. please feel free to post comments that panic the ever-living shit out of me. i have told my doctor about the 'bite.' and it didn't look like a deer tick, at least not when it was water-logged and on the end of a skewer.


Blogger rp said...

Get the biggest magnifying glass you can. If there's a tiny red mark where the tick bit you, then you're fucked.

7:39 PM  
Blogger ablebody said...

what's all the fuss? you have a profound parasite stuck up yer hoo ha.

don't worry, i'll love it once it can buy me a beer.

11:32 PM  
Anonymous nbumpercar said...

i heard that sometimes people that get bitten by ticks have baby ticks - because that is how ticks make babies . . . they bite.

i guess that i am just saying that you might want to look into decorating the baby room with a lot of dog fur.

baby ticks love dog fur.

9:38 PM  

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