early early this morning, i got a little irritated at my cat...

...because he was NOT paying attention to me.
"gilbert. gil-gil. gil! gilbert. gilbert! I'm trying to ask you a question."
i said this, then i laughed. not for the obvious reason(s), but because i already knew his answer to the question.

"i was going to ask you if my baby could ride you up and down the hall like in a rodeo."

i said this, then i laughed. but this time for the right reason. that all of this was so ludicrous. AND because i knew gilbert would not allow this to happen.

i need some sleep.