Thursday, January 25, 2007

Local Corporate Actor Accepts Audition for Bidet Industrial Video

The only headline worse?
Local Corporate Actor Passed Over for Role in Bidet Industrial Video.

[TOTO Washlet | What is a Washlet?]

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I'll keep you posted. And clean. If we still think of that word the same way.

I hope i get to give a product demo.
Well, let's put it this way. They're getting a product demo. I hope they want one.


Blogger ablebody said...

give 'em yer best relieved bidet face.

nail it!

9:21 PM  
Blogger maryk said...

Done and done. I did the whole audition while sitting on top of a drinking fountain. It was risky, but i thought, hell mary, make a strong choice, commit, then wipe.

12:24 PM  

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