Strangers with Candy audio clips

You're WELcome.

"If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts we'd all have a bowl of granola."
I just sometimes wake up saying this. I don't know.

Stew the Meat Man, response from a customer after Stew asked him if he was thinking about buying some steaks:

Chuck Noblet

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