To Do list for last weekend

drive to north georgia late at night: check

tear window screen in spastic rocking chair incident: check

celebrate New Year's Eve: check

fall through and demolish wooden outdoor bench: check

set plate precariously on edge of wicker chair arm: check

flip plate off of wicker chair arm in a spastic motion: check

make sure plate is broken: check

Is it New Year's Eve, again? already?: check

give kitchen table some quarter dents for character: check

swipe arm across table to clear of extraneous pint glasses: check

sweep pint glass bits from floor: check

wash beautiful red towel with boring white towel: check

hang new stunning pink towel prominently on rack instead of folding and stowing for a less incriminating discovery: check

I think we had a pret-ty, pret-ty sucessful weekend. Everyone pitched in, how often does that happen?