A guy rides up on a bike and says
"You don't happen to have a dollar?" Quite the salesman.
Me, acting like I'm just as broke, and pointing emphatically inside the gas station: "Nope, sorry, I just had to pay for my gas with a credit card."
"Oh................(circling)..................well, you got a boyfriend?".........(circling).........
"Yeeeeaaaah." That's me, sort of clucking my cheek, as though--iiiiif I didn't have a boyfriend, I just might be considering this.
......(circling)......"Is he black?".......
"No."
"Oh. Black is better" ........(circling)....
"Well, (chuckle) that's what I've heard." -----SHUT UP, Mary.
"You've heard that?" .......(circling).....
"Yeeeeaaaah."
"You ever been with a black man?" .......(circling).......
"Nope."
"No? Well, maybe someday." .......(circling).......
"Yeah, maybe someday." ---Shut up, Mary.
...(stop)...."Oh YEAH? Maybe someday? Maybe someday?"
"We---eeeeaaaayyyyaaooo."
"You have kids?"
"Nooooooooo. No. Noooo."
"Why not."
"I can't afford them?"
"Maybe someday?"
"Yeaaah, maybe someday."
"You from Georgia?"
"Savannah, originally." (Come the f- on! $14.00!!!)
"Savannah....it's beautiful there. I've been there."
"Yeah?" ($14.00!)
"Yeah. But you an Atlanta girl now, huh?" .....(pedals off)....
"Yeah. Have a good night."
"Yeah, you too."
Crank. Drive.
Buddy's.... (sigh.)
Me, acting like I'm just as broke, and pointing emphatically inside the gas station: "Nope, sorry, I just had to pay for my gas with a credit card."
"Oh................(circling)..................well, you got a boyfriend?".........(circling).........
"Yeeeeaaaah." That's me, sort of clucking my cheek, as though--iiiiif I didn't have a boyfriend, I just might be considering this.
......(circling)......"Is he black?".......
"No."
"Oh. Black is better" ........(circling)....
"Well, (chuckle) that's what I've heard." -----SHUT UP, Mary.
"You've heard that?" .......(circling).....
"Yeeeeaaaah."
"You ever been with a black man?" .......(circling).......
"Nope."
"No? Well, maybe someday." .......(circling).......
"Yeah, maybe someday." ---Shut up, Mary.
...(stop)...."Oh YEAH? Maybe someday? Maybe someday?"
"We---eeeeaaaayyyyaaooo."
"You have kids?"
"Nooooooooo. No. Noooo."
"Why not."
"I can't afford them?"
"Maybe someday?"
"Yeaaah, maybe someday."
"You from Georgia?"
"Savannah, originally." (Come the f- on! $14.00!!!)
"Savannah....it's beautiful there. I've been there."
"Yeah?" ($14.00!)
"Yeah. But you an Atlanta girl now, huh?" .....(pedals off)....
"Yeah. Have a good night."
"Yeah, you too."
Crank. Drive.
Buddy's.... (sigh.)
posted by maryk at 11:18 PM
7 Comments:
you two are best friends now.
Damn, girl. You coulda hit dat!
hit it twice. if got the magic clit.
Um...
Hmm...
I thought I was the only one who kept talking when I knew I shouldn't...
8-}
shee, i don' need no shushin', sho' am 'nuff talkin' me n' shee. kinda haff a min' ta keep own keepin' own lippin' off cuz i krazy 'bout kissin' baby n' baby daddy momma. haw!
you tell funny stories
Was he working off this list?
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