I am an adult

and i just washed my shoes in the kitchen sink.

i thoroughly washed the sink afterwards, but, still.

i think that's kind of weird.
but i couldn't figure out a better way.
and the hose is all the way around the front of the house.
so i'd have to put on other shoes and walk outside and around the house.
and there are mosquitoes, so i'd have to spray.
and i don't have one of these:







and this link gave me the internet's go-ahead.

so i thought, i'll do it, then not tell anybody.
oh well.
i'm a weird, and occasionally gross person.

also, i've been breathing a lot of varnish fumes.
thank you b. rosenberg.
"i don't know what to tell you."

i had a slice of bread in my shirt for about 30 minutes last night.
i wish i could blame it on varnish fumes.