Ayyy!

Ever sneeze while holding a hot cup of coffee?
I've done it almost every morning for over a week.
Note to self: GET more TABLES! That should be a good quick-fix.

Ever been in your car and gotten a cup of coffee from a gas station or fast food place and it was too full, so you take a paper cup that was already in your car cuz you're a slob and leave trash in there and you pour some of the excess hot coffee off into the paper cup so that you don't burn yourself trying to drink from the too-full cup, and the hot coffee burns the bottom straight out of the cheap paper cup and it's as if you've just poured scalding coffee straight into your lap?

That was funny. feeling.