Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Special Halloween Party Doug Dank Thingee!!

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i'm forwarding this, so not my own original creation, b/c i'm lazy. AND i wanted you to hear about this, toot sweet! And fast, too. ...

Fun. Fun. Fun.
and if you work a 9-er to 5-er, don't be scared off by mention of a keg on a wednesday. You don't HAVE to drink keg beer til the weeee hours. But the show, which shouldn't put you on your way home any later than 11, is going to be RIDICULOUS. ...ly good.
Join The Doug Dank Project this Wednesday, October 31st for a big Halloween bash!

Come in costume for the show, then stay and party all night. Atlanta's favorite spooksters, Gary Simmons and The Strummin' Mummy will be there tag-teaming the monologues during the show, then afterwards we're keeping the doors open for a Halloween celebration. There will be music for dancing (provided by the scary, spinning fingers of Baby Scareageous), loads of cheap beer for drinking (a $3 PushPush cup gets you $1 keg drafts until the sun comes up), and even some rogue candy for eating.

We dug up old footage from Gary's Creepy Cinema Theatre Show that ran for one week. The film he was hosting was called Scary High School People Reunion High School Scary Monster Reunion in 2-D.
Click Here to watch clips from the show.

The show starts at 10pm and still only costs 5 bucks. Hope to see you there!

More on the Monologists:
Gary Simmons is Demoine Iowa’s number two daytime horror show host. Gary Simmons is the ultimate triple threat, seamlessly mixing stories, dance and music together into a wonderful spooky concoction of fun and enjoyment for the entire family*

The Strummin' Mummy has lived for 3000 years. He’s traveled the world hundreds of times over, slept with more than a million women and expresses himself through trucker music.

The Doug Dank Project
Wednesdays at 10pm
Push Push Theater

*Gary Simmons material is intended for adults only. Families must be over 18 years of age.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Can on Can Crime

CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.

Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

via ponzio

Sunday, October 21, 2007

do you have a dog?

Feel Addicted has a place for him to put it.

via thoughts from the sidelines.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Mike Schatz: Revisited. Again

Mike Schatz is back for a third time.

Mike has worked with the likes of Charlton Heston, Mitch Hedburg, and countless Atlanta personalities and athletes. He also provides the voice of Emory on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. As if that weren't enough he regularly improvises as a member of Laughing Matters and the Dad's Garage Ensemble.

Don't miss him.

PushPush Theater
about a 45 minute show, no intermission.
only $5


Saturday, October 13, 2007

Milford Stratford, child actor, and the Case of the Undropped Testiclats

His grandma really shouldn't be taking all of those pills anyway.

we're very concerned about safety.

i think the ending illustrates that beautifully.

SWITCHWORKS.TV for all previous episodes.

Monday, October 08, 2007


JAY CARLSON! will return to The Doug Dank Project this Wednesday night at PushPush Theater (New Street Arts)

Jay is very funny.
and very smart.
and he and his wife throw some awesome parties.

aaaaaand he's ...........WRITTEN and PUBLISHED a BOOK!


Look at this little "on the mean streets" experiment he did with his brand new book.

I bet you can buy it at the show. I'm buying one!

You can also go HERE!

PushPush Theater




Blood Car is THIS TUESDAY at PushPush Theater at 7:00.

Pretty sure it's 7:00.

SUPER cheap, like $2 - $5.

But limited space.

I highly recommend this film.


Saturday, October 06, 2007

Candidate Calculator

via john j.

uuhhhh.... i matched with mike gravel.

writers wanted

Damninteresting.com says it's looking for writers, with little commitment.

wait, they are looking for little commitment from new writers, which they want to hire.


i'm not sure how to word that.

i'm surrounded by chihuahuas.
Forgive me.

Wait. They don't pay.

well, this is great

thanks to clunky for this news.

Jonathon Coulton at the Five Spot!!

GO HERE and listen to some awesome music.

if you like some of it, buy some!!

Friday, October 05, 2007

It's a woot-off yawwww


i love woot.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Another China pet food recall thingee


Don't buy these.

and probably a good idea to read the whole article.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007



The star of BloodCar, Mike Brune, will be at The Doug Dank Project telling tales, spinning yarns, and just generally being dreamy.
If you always wanted to know, here's some info -Mike Brune is thin, a bad liar, a loving son, a soon-to-be-godfather, a famous grocery bagger, a Braves fan, a movie lover, a bicyclist, a filmmaker, and an improviser/actor.? He belongs to the film collective Fake Wood Wallpaper and he can be seen being peed on in the award-winning film Blood Car.

The Doug Dank Project
long form improv based on the stories of a guest monologist every week.
Push Push Theater
Wednesday, OCTOBER 3rd.
Buy a button for only a $1 at the door!

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Today is Simpson and Snatch's 100th episode!

A 50 yard dash is afoot!
Simpson challenges Snatch to a re-match from high school.

There aren't any literal hurdles, but smoking, 20 years, and about 8000 bottles of Bac-os may intervene.
Who will win?
The answer may surprise you.
or not.

Oh, and there's a standard poodle in a bikini.


GO TO Simpson and Snatch: Houseboat Party for this one, PLUS all previous 100 episodes.