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best part of waking up...

yesterday morning, i took me and my baby to meet up with a few film folk at a coffee shop. As i hurriedly gathered up my belongings, and all the baby accessories required to take a baby out of one's home, i thought, "i better drink that water there."

See, everyone needs water, lots of it. But when you're nursing, you can literally feel it being drained out of your membranes and tissue. So, obviously, you need LOTS of water. And i have numerous cups and glasses around the house with water in them. So, i grabbed this glass on the coffee table, and downed the last of the water.

Sometimes? Water tastes like the un-drunk, last sips of an 8 hour old, room-temp vodka tonic that Dan made the night before. Water's funny that way. Really funny.

"MY RECENT DOCUMENTS"

"Georgia Snowballs" (.doc)
"Giant Belch" (.mp3)!!
"Mary Dan Henry" (.jpg)
"Mushroom Turkey Tetrazzini" (.doc)
"Puffy Paint Christmas Around the World" (.doc)
"Puffy Paint 2004" (.doc)
"Dede Granger Original" (.doc)
"Sausage Stuffing" (.doc)
"Less Ovaltine Please" (.jpg)

i almost wish i'd named my baby Invention

Then legally changed my name to Necessity.

worth it? some might say no. i would have to agree.

easy charity

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Just go to www.goodsearch.com and be sure to enter Noah's Ark Animal Rehabilitation as the charity you want to support. (or whatever charity you want) And, be sure to spread the word - tell a friend and forward this email to anyone you know who loves children and animals!

If you go to "Make GoodSearch your homepage" and follow the easy directions, each time you go to the Internet to search, you'll automatically be using Good Search to conduct your search and will support Noah's Ark. The ASPCA earned $22,000 because their friends used Good Search, and others have earned from $1,500 to $10,000 - all at a penny a search!

then later in the morning...

...i made up a pretty awesome song while trying to sing henry to sleep about Sasquatch going to the store for us, but going to A&P, which was further, rather than going to the Ingles, which was closer. there was a whole verse about why he wouldn't go to the Ingles, i wondered if something happened there to offend him, or if he just thought the produce was better. he went the extra mile for us. literally. to the A&P.

i could really use some sleep.
i should really be sleeping right now.

early early this morning, i got a little irritated at my cat...

...because he was NOT paying attention to me.
"gilbert. gil-gil. gil! gilbert. gilbert! I'm trying to ask you a question."
i said this, then i laughed. not for the obvious reason(s), but because i already knew his answer to the question.

"i was going to ask you if my baby could ride you up and down the hall like in a rodeo."

i said this, then i laughed. but this time for the right reason. that all of this was so ludicrous. AND because i knew gilbert would not allow this to happen.

i need some sleep.

2 weeks and 3 days ago...

i almost stuck my nipple inside a semi-frozen raspberry for relief.

almost.

if i did that now, it would be for pure entertainment.